DRUNK onlky chat (NOT OFFICE FRIENDLY)

IMSTARTIN THE DRNk only thread , cause im drunk ,

and i dont give a fuk i luv all clowns friends accociates

im really so happy never thought when i thalkin to sheila it would go off
thanxz every 1

Fuckin oath! LOL Sic when I'm drunk I will come back and put in a good comment

lol too bad i didnt see this last night.
i got banned from the tfg server for bagging out deadpool while intoxicated and hykariki went back, abused the guy who banned me, and tried to get me to join the server again.

ok im drunks as guys i just sayint skiip off to i better place he died fukin my idol skippy best satarded mgo with yikes , now skip gone my brother from diff mother , poor basterd survived 1 cncer the second 1 got him,{MGO} psyco skippy , its fukin bs always the good ppl
my heart with u skip

ok sic bak ere fukin empty beer 1 sec...k bak but with bourbon , nuthin rhymes

i drink v s heaps went 2 serveo fukin 2 bottles $5.50 sweet only blak or lemon gay as so i got the sugar free , omg serious taste like ass cheap artificial flavour

ok drunk so im alloewd ere um mine and sheilas clowns best as, sheila best as and every 1 good as we makin sum ere like pyramids tru that represent , seriodudsly drunk\
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this shit good as im a crsaay cklown ok off to food
luvs u asll

wow first entry 4 me in ds drunk tank. Must sy Im a proud cantab whop like to hekle auklandas, such as 'creamed' ma pants and far rite central. both yeally good dudes cause there kiwis firts and jafas second. I just wist theyt stop knifing me. lol. i'm not looking at the screen to see what ived typed. it'll be funnyer with the morning. Ive had a reely good time in the clan and im glad sheila ans sisc hst set it up. Good on 2dolla for the big tops on frifdays. I havent played much in the last cople off weks cause my shoulders in sore. Bobman has been giving me shit for beeeind a girl but he nose that its bsd. Well i hope this is isnt too bas wen i look lateer today.

Minnow is a Cantab too if irenbwetred right. hes a cool kid. mind you i think i could be most peopls dsad, even that old bastad sisc , sic is cooll. cheerss and one more beer fo befor e i go to bed.


PS. Who wrote this dribble....lol. I dont remember this. Why is it that Sic and I are the only drunks in this clan? Sic, I like your style and you are a bad influence on me.

oiski as im dfrunk sheila amsded me do ir
slull as she saied k ok imfffuked asws lvcs clksolwns u

sic_as wrote:oiski as im dfrunk sheila amsded me do ir
slull as she saied k ok imfffuked asws lvcs clksolwns u

I have no idea what this means and i can talk drunkisim fluent

k idmnmr drunk lol i love myt mates onky 2 sh0owd up but we have fun and we smoke lol only when drunk and we have fun and we drunk it fun and i feel sorry for skipppu fi feel sorry for :(s abd we gave beer
and iu have 8 + lol i ewak weak ol i love sbippy i sorry man i wish i cud of known ya, i love u all i hate clashinf i love fun and stuff and i love sex i thnk i have soem tongiht lool un so bored hope u all dont hate me i love u all i love suff i love u all u fun as i hate how ppl quite cuz of me i feel bad i love u all please re[ply

Earlier this morning Sat 1 May after 12:01am our server was rocking. All but 1 player was off their face. The sober player was Turbosloth, you could tell he was sober because he was actually killing ppl. lol Nah I think it was TFG Duck who was sober, he had about 30 kills which was more than any of the other players combined. He won 4 or 5 rounds in a row. good work tho!

Blood was so drunk he had to get Ando to help/play for, him...still real bad and knifed by the bobman lmfao!

Bobman was talking trash n getting wasted on da battlefield, had his name changed to Flower and liked it. Got a kill whilst blinded, drugged and knifed Blood in the process. He even sent drink orders through the mic...lol

Sic n I were...well what's so unusual about us being drunk n playing

What a bloody funny session, freakn awesome time. Clowns havn fun being clowns. Thats what is about!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JnrBSIUqtM

ARAHJH
its 9.35am and is sdsubnkd lols shjjajajaj
i wss a butrfly lpl bahavaha
slpy slipy BOPM!
ii ca nt dee tge key borf bahaVha
my lap is nt on
Insdo god at speh
famgiel of 12

weit i not finidh my talk
my mums here she reading me
im stoped sh sys
but shs fat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FATTY FATTU FATYY
i gt dat ryt arahggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shs saying im a stopid blopn and tht im soooo

ok well i got tyolg to pot a opod in drukvj onky chta so herriid it is sicks
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Well wanna say love ya fucking hackers :_ love playigng with ya also Sic i know ya need to get better to beat me

Lol jokes .... or am i

3 bottles fuck knows how many coneses later but fucking love ya all , so Bend over and BITE ME

FUCK YEAHDSD!

its fuckin time to eat a cactus n shit a prickle

i fuckin drinkin 5 seedsss an shit and its awesome

iom pissed as a fuckin fuck
and yeah epppppppppppp
and shit yeah.

oh and im back from not habin net n shit an have ran a lan cable aroundm my new ohome and its awesome, woth new server.

love u all
wooop

tonijght fuk bi irishe
iris as
made me drinks as pisseed me up works tom as fuk that i be peor cs players

I thought i would put a quick post up before i tart drinking ...

"Death wrote:
PS. Who wrote this dribble....lol. I dont remember this. Why is it that Sic and I are the only drunks in this clan? Sic, I like your style and you are a bad influence on me.."

i resent the implication that i am a sober player hehe, I have putaway just under 4 bottles of spirits in 4 days of playing ... 2 of Tequila, 1 of Vodka, 1 of Jamesons irish whiskey ... oh and there was the other last half of another bottle of vodka before that.
christ i had 2 mornings running where i woke up still in my clothes and the computer was still on and i was still ingame, plus there was this asshole who was playing drums in my head nad some practical joker must have done somthin really nasty to the inside of my mouth

mutter mutter mutter ..... being accused of being sensible and sober bah the shear outragousness of the claim

the BAR IS OPEN

I'll drink to that

Drink, Drank -> Drunk

ok so wastedr happy nusiht cascdude sthervin as fiood in micro sas ding redfdy food u luv i all

Whadddupppp people, drunks ashit here chilling on overloasd computer with me bestie steve thoight id come on and casue some havok, ilk make this shoyt beeen oit and aboit all day drinking woodies has a few bongs ealier im fuckedf up, anyone oiut there on this wide wevb world? no? thats sucks i watched night mafre on elm steet 20019 last night as prtety good but prefer the old school bersiopns, lookiung for a job in adeliade if anyone kniowsd of 1 pm me on here shit also imd rinkin jacks not woodies 1:23 in athe am and lovin it boiut to god for a walk make somne noise probably already woke up the hole family my bad anmyoine out thrtr beat box? if sio we gotts get dome beats crankin nxt time w on he sercer beats boxin and shit fuck shit dick fuck had to say something there im runnin goit ogh dhit to say anyway i grew up in delaide prob goin to the mines as a last resoptryt job so find me a job in adelaide ppls ok im out PEACE YALL to gangsta for yas to handle eh?

damn ... woke up in my clothes again lols

Damn ... just realised a little while ago that i must have fallen down some time last night as my knee is grazed and cut, i cant even remember falling over let alone where ..... the important thing is i wasnt holding a glass at the time as there arent any drink spill stains or broken glass that i have found so far lols

rawr...mmmmmm rum

srrrp im fucked drank 1ltre bottle ofbacardi to meself had prob a 50to myself and drank about 3 qtres of a bottl eof candian club because thats all we had to drimnk, just gunna say that ill make maps if somepone sejest somthin to me im doing a mad mqap[nwo requested by overload so shud be good to bad sheila and smilin aint added the othe rmap up uyet wud be gp0pod for 10+ players
massive open watrs map anyways im out gunna watch a mvoie with this girl named naomi shud be good cyas later