Cooking with Sloth

Whitetrash Delight

Step 1: oven bake a large quantity of diced bacon(salt to taste)
Step 2: microwave a large quantity of macaroni & cheese(or any basic hobo pasta types)
Step 3: grate a large quantity of cheddar cheese (for extra whitetrash points buy pre-grated}
Step 4: combine ingredients in a large bowl
Step 5: pour in parmesan cheese untill it forms a small to medium mound
Step 6: mix well with a non dissolvable spoon
Step 7: serve with a large glass of ice-cold coca-cola(add homemade whisky or metho}
Step 8: loosen belt (as if anyone eating this would wear a belt)
Step 9: insert head into bowl and chew
Step 10: call ambulance!!!


note: those of nervous disposition may wish to swap step 10 with step 9.

for more extra whitetrash points just slap your wife around until she makes it for you,then make your bastard kids drive you to the vet clinic for treatment.

hahaahahh my belt alwasy loose

Hobo"s Feet

Step 1: find a hobo
Step 2: chop off his delicious feet
Step 3: eat raw or spit roast in trash can(dealers choice)


note: side effects of Hobo"s Feet include mouth bunions, transient tongue and wandering gums.

Sloth Burgers

Step 1: dont you dare
Step 2: seriously, i"ll hunt you down
Step 3: death to the sloth killers!!!

This post sums up, just how crazy us clowns are! Don't forget the oven cleaner to wash it all down!

And then the cage comes down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbObXYMHVHE&playnext_from=TL&videos=jY6vIrRt5Ho

Woop!

add your own recipes to make a lovely Casc gumbo

TurboSloth wrote:Sloth Burgers

Step 1: dont you dare
Step 2: seriously, i"ll hunt you down
Step 3: death to the sloth killers!!!

Just Lol

Stinger wrote:This post sums up, just how crazy us clowns are! Don't forget the oven cleaner to wash it all down!

And then the cage comes down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbObXYMHVHE&playnext_from=TL&videos=jY6vIrRt5Ho

Woop!

lol@Dylan Moran