joke by sic_as

this young lad wants to leave school, dad says get a job then ok, so 4 3 days he goes lookin every where, desperate not to go bak to school, finally gets a job at the local fish n chip shop.

goes to work all going well till 1 night the boy comes home earlie, dads said wots this "dad i got fired", wtf ok stay ere ill sort it out.

dad goes to investigate, talks to manager say wtf u fired my son, yer srry mate found him with a potato peeler in his ass

WTF wheres this potato peeler? i had to fire him as well.....

ROLF !!!111!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

another true story from the life of a young sic_as, hehehe jk

I went to the doctor's the other day and found out ol' doc had hired
a couple of PA's, mine was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

I was embarrassed to be handled by her, but she said,



"Don't worry,I'm a professional...
I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help
you in any way I can."


So I said, "I think my penis tastes funny."

lol ohhh now i get it, you said ity on the server 1 day but nobody actualy cought on rofl, also i have that same penis problem

I think that joke could be a little bit subtle for most....even Sic